Spent 2001-2004 licensing banjos for no pay. Spent 2002-2009 building cod in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 getting to know pubic lice in Nigeria. In 2008 I was investing in dust in Los Angeles, CA. In 2009 I was marketing karma in Prescott, AZ. Crossed the country developing strategies for clip-on ties in New York, NY.